A Big Fat Waste of Time

The God Quiz

My Results:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic , in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches MY beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that MY views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with MY professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with MY thinking.

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
4. Neo-Pagan (90%)
5. New Age (87%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (69%)
10. New Thought (69%)
11. Taoism (68%)
12. Secular Humanism (67%)
13. Reform Judaism (62%)
14. Scientology (61%)
15. Sikhism (55%)
16. Hinduism (53%)
17. Jainism (52%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
20. Nontheist (41%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
24. Islam (28%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
26. Roman Catholic (21%) * (This is the religion I actually belong to.)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

I'm just saying...

Hey, I'm not one to toot my own horn (bwah! ha! ha!), but I totally scooped Gawker. Today they feature a story on vintage Danceteria Flyers that you read first on ABFWOT three months ago.

Archives-September 18, 2003 .

And then there's this...

Woman knocked unconscious by trampling shoppers .
I knew I should have stayed here for Thanksgiving.

Thanks to sturtle.com for that one.

Observations from down in the hole

I've been back from Italy for a week and I've hardly posted. This can be blamed on 2 things: (A) (heh...I love that joke) I was slammed by four client briefs as soon as my gelati eating ass got back from vacation. That means I'm really busy at work to you non-ad agency types. And (2), (still funny), between the snow-in and the jetlag that I'm STILL fucking suffering from, (I was up this morning at 4:15 and asleep last night by 9), I haven't done jack squat since I got home besides work, sleep and smoke in my room. Sad, sad little girl. Still, some interesting observations I've made while gazing out my window and occasionally escaping to the corner deli for coffee and bagel in the wee hours of the morning:

New York is beautiful with less people in it.

Snow is all virginal looking before some homeless guy pees in it.

I could go weeks without talking to people.