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Yo! Stop peddling your shit here, ah-ight?

Some skeez bag dared post a buck-ass naked promotional message for their commercial site on my comments page. You can just back it up, bucko. As Johnny Depp said yesterday at the dollar movies, "I have no qualms about removing that eye patch you're wearing and skull-fucking you to death." Capisce? Oh, and happy holidays.

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Call Timothy "Speed" Levitch

  • This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry.
    "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."
  • Who?

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