Another cold-ass Friday in the hood. But here I sit, high above the mucky muck. Waiting anxiously for this weekend, with all its intrigues, to begin. In the meantime, I'll be practicing my inward singing.
The winners of "Bush in 30 Seconds" , a political advertising contest, have been announced. The non-profit group of the same name with a judging panel that consisted of, among others, Jack Black, Margaret Cho, Al Franken and Michael Stipe, challenged Americans to create a 30 second commercial that would "engage and enlighten viewers and help them understand the truth about George Bush."
Creatively, I have to say most of the spots suck, but the message is right on. Plus, they're educational. So, if you don't know why you should vote Democrat in the upcoming Presidential elections, check out the winners and finalists.
Still from Finalist "If the Bush Administration Was Your Roommate"
My friends and I went to see Big Fish on Sunday and I had been wondering how far ahead it was from Lord of the Rings in box office sales, cuz if it was like thirty bucks, I'd feel like I really did something with my Sunday. But turns out, I only saw a crappy flick, ate Thai food, and took a nap.
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"What do you do when you get drunk? JR plays music really loud. Some people get mean. ...I drunk dial everyone I know... Since SprintPCS sucks balls...they fuckin' erased all my numbers. and you may know i'm a professional wrestler/consultant...have you heard my theme song. i forget what it is, but when they announce me, JR plays this one song...i don't know what it is. anyway, Sprint sucks, eh... So i only have five numbers in my cell phone now and i've already drunk dialed them yesterday...So...if any one wants to be added to my drunk dial list, please email me your phone number and i will add it to my list of folks to harass after hours."
This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry. "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."