Justin tries to pull a Britney on live tv

Sorry J--but you have to go HOMO for the real coverage. If you want to make out with Ashton, I will be the first to print tshirts, but as it stands, even the camera operators couldn't be bothered to hold on Janet Jackson flaunting her old udders. Maybe that's why I'm a little more concerned this morning about the 67 PEOPLE WHO DIED IN YET ANOTHER SUICIDE BOMBING IN IRAQ .

(P.S. This is my 100th posting on ABFWOT. I'm going to celebrate with a moonpie and some maneschewitz. Thanks for your readership.--The management)