That "x" marks the spot where Princess Diana died. Last night CBS happily aired new pictures of a freshly dead Princess Diana after the car wreck on 48 Hours. CBS is the same network who a few months ago apologized for airing a glimpse of Janet Jackson's nipple ring.
Have you noticed a sudden dramatic dip in content quality here at ABFWOT in the past 48 hours? Rhetorical question. Someone has hacked into my blog posting his/her own brand of blog. While I appreciate his/her's crude cell phone photography and pointless take on the world, I must pretend to be outraged. If not I have no posting.
Tonight Bush interrupts someone's favorite TV show to answer questions from the press for the first time in months. Hopefully Gideon Yago will ask about his opinion of rap music. As a follow up, hopefully someone will ask Yago why his name begs to be hated. Meanwhile I will be asking myself why MoreMax is showing Juwanna Man again.
*Gather up the last of my loose change and head to the upper west side for some of that loving that mommy and daddy forgot. Wonder why I'm paying a total stranger thousands of dollars to listen to my sins. I could do it for free at the catholic church down the street. And that guy would LOVE to touch my inner child.
This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry. "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."