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This just in: MIAMI MORE STRESSFUL THAN NEW YORK

Call your Uncle Morty and tell him to pack it in. An article on MSN.com gives the findings of a study done by Sperling's BestPlaces identifying the most and least stressful U.S. cities in 2003. According to the study, even in this post 9-11, color-coded reality we now inhabit, Miami still falls short of New York City. In fact, according to the survey, New York is only the 5th most stressful city in America.

The Big Apple was beat out for stressfulness by #2 Miami and (oddly) #1 Tacoma, Washington, in the study that compared rates of unemployment, divorce, violent and property crimes, suicide, and alcohol consumption, as well as commute time, self-reported "poor mental health," and number of cloudy days.

Despite having the longest commute time in the country and high rates of unemployment and violent crimes, the article notes, New Yorkers are not quitters--evidenced by one of the lowest suicide rates in the country.

On a personal note, I would like to add that the color scheme alone in Miami has always given me a migraine.

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This post will (most likely not) change your life

The book is called, This Book Will Change Your Life: 365 Daily Instructions for Hysterical Living
The website is here .
And this young man , Jonas Jansson of Stockholm, has given 2004 over to the authors, and in doing so, has already given pet names to his genitals: Suki, Buki and Mongoose. (Mongoose is in the middle).
Follow his weekly progress and contribute to the World Mood Chart . Current world mood: "I'm okay".

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Call Timothy "Speed" Levitch

  • This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry.
    "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."
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