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Bush blamed for Mexican UFO sightings

Investigators now believe they have an explanation for the mysterious UFO video shot by the Mexican Air Force on March 5th of this year. Apparently, President Bush and some of his frat brothers were out joyriding in Air Force One and a few Pentagon helicopters after a night of partying on the President's ranch in the neighboring state of Texas. "We drank a bunch of Lone Stars and did a few lines. Next thing I know, G.W.'s dragging us out to the hanger, talking about zero to 1180 in 3 seconds," said one person close to the President. "Never in my wildest dreams did I think it would end up getting this much attention. But then, never in my wildest dreams did I think Mexico had an air force."

Mexican Air Force Pilot 1949

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