Holy Shit

Quoted from a streaming video on the National Council On Bible Curriculum Website:

GENA NORRIS (wife, and presumably missionary position-only partner of Chuck Norris): CHUCK AND I BELIEVE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE A BIBLE CURRICULUM IN EVERY PUBLIC SCHOOL IN AMERICA.

CHUCK NORRIS: OUR FOREFATHERS FOUNDED THIS COUNTRY ON BIBLICAL PRINCIPLES AND THEY NEVER INTENDED THE BIBLE TO BE REMOVED FROM OUR SCHOOLS.

GENA NORRIS: HERE IN AMERICA, RELIGION FORMS THE FOUNDATION OF OUR WAY OF LIFE AND THE BIBLE IS PART OF THAT RELIGIOUS FOUNDATION.

CHUCK NORRIS: IN FACT, THE BIBLE IS CURRENTLY BEING TAUGHT AS HISTORY AND LITERATURE IN VARIOUS SCHOOL DISTRICTS IN 33 STATES WITH THE BIBLE AS THE TEXTBOOK.

GENA NORRIS: YOU MAY ASK, "IS THIS LEGAL?" AND THE ANSWER IS YES. THE SUPREME COURT HAS RULED THAT IT IS.

CHUCK NORRIS: WE CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF OUR COUNTRY, AND GOD KNOWS WE NEED IT.

Watch the Video. Then throw away your toys.