I knew I would need this some day, and so I saved it.

It is the funniest fucking article about how to heal a broken heart that I have ever read. I read it two years ago and knew I'd need it some day and, alas, that day is here. So, for any other poor motherfuckers out there who are like me, licking their wounds, I present The Non-Expert: Broken Hearts by Choire Sicha, via The Morning News circa 2003, but what's true is true forever. Word.

p.s. love stinks