This is my friend David. He likes to molest muppets.
See the look on poor Beaker's face? That's because David squeenched Beaker on his private muppet parts while taking this photo. He said, "Hey Beaker, come here. It's our little secret. *squeench*. Shut up. Beaker. Quit crying. Be a man."
Now it's on the internet for all of you to see. Consider yourselves headed straight to hell *squeench!*

