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This is my friend David. He likes to molest muppets.

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See the look on poor Beaker's face? That's because David squeenched Beaker on his private muppet parts while taking this photo. He said, "Hey Beaker, come here. It's our little secret. *squeench*. Shut up. Beaker. Quit crying. Be a man."

Now it's on the internet for all of you to see. Consider yourselves headed straight to hell *squeench!*

Noah Wyle in the West Village

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How often do you have your camera phone out when a celeb walks by? It happened to me Saturday. Unfortunately the sun was freaking striking me blind while I snapped this pic of Noah Wyle coming out of the 2-3 train at 12th Street outside St. Vincent's Hospital with a woman who I assume is his wife since they were pushing a stroller with a baby in it. Nice to know he rides public transit with all the unwashed of New York. Too bad the sun is posing such a glare, or is that a heavenly halo surrounding his angel face? Sighhh...

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Call Timothy "Speed" Levitch

  • This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry.
    "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."
  • Who?

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