A Big Fat Waste of Time

I've never been prouder of my heritage.

It's worth your while to click on over to Supply & Demand's site for this Mexican MTV spot about about an old man who mysteriously develops the power to play "Baby Hit Me One More Time" out his ass every time he needs to pass gas. Who says Mexico lacks sophistication? If we had half the sense of that country, the American entertainment industry wouldn't be in the mess it's in today.

How I wish it was a permalink. Go and see it while you can.

Smells Like Britney , from Supply and Demand

Good morning. Have some coffee.

I have New Season's resolution. It's like a New Year's resolution except it doesn't come at the beginning of a new year. It comes at the beginning of a new season. I'm going to start posting shit with more regularity. My MySpace page can only hold so much of my brilliance. I need to bust out of the confines of Tom's rigidity. I need MyOwnSpace. Sorry, Tom. So, to start off this sudden burst of productivity, how about a nice, hot pot of joe?