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Why I Love NY1 Morning News Anchor Pat Kiernan

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He’s stoic, emotionally unavailable and vaguely contemptuous of all that is undignified. He reads the papers to me in the morning, and without a word of criticism, his disappointment in the state of journalism is communicated. One look from him and I, too, want to live up to his exacting moral standards. His hair never moves. And in the midst of all this, he manages to exude, just below his always neck-tied collar, a sexiness. The kind of freaky you never see, but can imagine in volume. But best of all, today, I discovered he’s hosting VH1’s World Series of Pop Culture.

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  • This used to list Speed Levitch's phone number, but it doesn't work anymore. Now all I have for you is an old quote from his answering machine, which is pure poetry.
    "I am lack of coordination being utilized. I am dysfunction gazing into the eyes of function. I am quieted, odd, menaced awkwardness dying at the altar of suave. They call me Levitch. Leave me a message."
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