Back in high school, (yes I am THAT old), my best friend (gay) and I used to rush home after school to watch "Dance Party USA" with his older brother (also gay) who was in college. We weren't watching because we idolized the show. We were actually watching in utter disbelief of the amount of cheese produced in New Jersey (the home of the show.) But today when I looked up some old footage of it on YouTube, I was shocked to see how fucking hip the whole thing appears 20 years later. Or is it that the hipsters in Williamsburg are just super fucking dorks? Yeah. That sounds better.